399+Thanksgiving jokes 0ne liner: Ultimate Laughs for 2025 🦃

Ready to pile up the laughs with hearty side-servings of humour? This set of Thanksgiving jokes 0ne liner is built to spice up your feast, tickle your social posts, and keep the mood light as the turkey roasts. Whether you’re around the dinner table, with friends, or sharing online, these rapid puns and quips bring the cheer. And if you want to cook up your own, don’t forget you can generate your own jokes here.

We’ll cover everything from turkey-time jokes to family and friends jokes, social-media captions, and DIY crafting of your own one-liners. If you enjoyed our teacher jokes collection you’ll love this for your holiday vibe. Bookmark it, share it, and keep it ready for that moment when everyone’s stuffed and ready to giggle.

Thanksgiving jokes 0ne liner – Turkey Time 🦃

Let’s kick off with jokes that centre on the turkey—the star of the table and the target of the puns.

Why did the turkey join a band? Because he had his own drumsticks.
That turkey was so good at roasting jokes he became the main course.
Why did the turkey refuse dessert? He was already stuffed.
My leftover turkey told me “Make me a sandwich”—and I obeyed.
Every time I eat turkey I feel like I’m in the stuffing business.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What key can’t open doors? A tur-key.
I asked the turkey if he was nervous for Thanksgiving—he said “Not really, I’m just chillin’”.
The turkey looked at the oven and said “I know what’s coming… gravy or glory”.
If a turkey could talk he’d say “Don’t forget the cranberry sauce”.
Why did the turkey sit at the computer? To google “how to avoid being dinner”.
At the meal the turkey said “Let’s carve out some fun”.

Hilarious Thanksgiving jokes 0ne liner – Side Dish & Dessert Edition 🥧

The feast isn’t just turkey. Let’s bring the sides and sweets into the humour too.

What did the mashed potatoes say to the turkey? “You’re my main squeeze”.
Why did the sweet potato sit down? Because it felt yam-comfortable.
The pie said “I only have pies for you”.
When the cranberry sauce turned red it said “I saw the turkey dressing”.
Why did the corn go to the party? Because it heard the peas were stalk-ing.
I told the stuffing “You complete me”. It blushed.
The pumpkin pie said “Let’s get basted” and I said “Only if the turkey’s invited”.
What side dish needs a plus-one at dinner? Mac and cheese.
The green beans formed a group called “The Casse-role”.
Why did the bread roll show up late? It was proving itself.
The dessert tray announced “We’re the wow factor”. The turkey applauded.
If food could talk the sweet potatoes would scream “Squash me gently”.

Quick Thanksgiving jokes 0ne liner – Gratitude & Family Vibes 👪

Thanksgiving is about family, friends and gratitude—so let’s laugh with heart and warmth.

My family asked “What are you thankful for?” I said “More jokes like this”.
Why did the Grandpa laugh at dinner? Because my joke was the main dish.
Friends said “Go around the table and share thanks”. I shared jokes instead.
When the kids asked “Are you full?” I said “Mid-joke, still hungry”.
The turkey said to the family: “You made my day. And my night.”
My resolution: Laugh more at Thanksgiving, then nap afterward.
Everyone’s serious for a moment, then someone says “Gobble gobble”, and boom… laughter.
The family portrait looked perfect—until the turkey winked.
I told my sibling “Pass the laughter”. They passed the pie.
Gratitude moment: “I’m thankful for this meal… and these jokes”.
The table said “Let’s eat”. I said “Let’s giggle first”.
At the friendship table: we came for food, stayed for the jokes.

Social-Media Ready Thanksgiving jokes 0ne liner – Caption Style

Want shareable, quick lines that pop on Instagram, Twitter or WhatsApp? Here you go.

Gobble ’til you wobble.
Stuffed with food, loaded with laughs.
Pass the pie… and the punchline.
Thankful, blessed, and hilariously underdressed.
Turkey time and LOL time.
Feast mode: ON. Comedy mode: ALWAYS.
Captured: me, my plate, my joke.
Family, food, fun… repeat.
#ThanksgivingGoals: Eat smart, joke harder.
When in doubt, bring the one-liner.
Leftovers tomorrow, laughs today.
Gratitude, grub and giggles.

DIY Thanksgiving jokes 0ne liner – Make Your Own 💡

You can craft your own quick one-liner and shine at the dinner table. Want to try? Here’s how.

Pick a Thanksgiving-theme word (turkey, stuffing, cranberry, harvest, feast).
Twist it with a pun (tur-key, stuff-ing, cran-bury, har-vest).
Keep it short and punchy—one line only.
Test it on your group chat or in person at the dinner table.
Bonus: Want more inspiration? Check out our generator link for endless options.
Start playing with themes like “harvest party”, “leftover legend”, “pumpkin surprise”, and you’ll cook up your own favourite in minutes.

Thanksgiving jokes 0ne liner – Friendsgiving & Party Mode 🎉

If you’re with friends, at a party or hosting a small gathering—these jokes fit the energetic, fun vibe.

Friends said “Let’s Friendsgiving”. I said “Let’s joke-giving”.
I brought the wine; the jokes brought the cheers.
The playlist said “Hit the beat”. I said “Hit the punchline”.
Why did the DJ play turkey sounds? Because it was a gobble beat.
At the party the turkey asked for a mic. It delivered.
Weighing the turkey is boring. Weighing the jokes: priceless.
My joke request: “Make it funny, make it feast-compatible”.
The confetti thought it was Thanksgiving too—it joined the turkey.
Leftovers? Perfect. Leftover jokes? Even better.
The photo booth said “Say gravy”. We said “Say giggle”.
Party mode: feast, friends, and one-liners flying.
When someone asked “Where’s the turkey?” I said “Already turned into a punchline”.

Family Friendly Thanksgiving jokes 0ne liner – Kids Approved 🧒

Got little ones at the table? These jokes are safe, silly and perfect for the younger crowd too.

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.
Why did the scarecrow win at dinner? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
Why don’t turkeys trust each other? Too much fowl play.
What ring tone does a turkey have? Wing-wing-wing.
What’s a turkey’s favourite dessert? Peach gobbler.
How did the turkey get home? He rode the gravy train.
What kind of key can’t open doors? A tur-key.
Why did the pumpkin go to the dentist? It needed a filling.
What did the green beans say to the dinner roll? You’re on a roll!
What dance do turkeys love? The turkey trot.
Why was the soup so expensive at Thanksgiving? It had 24 carrots.

Conclusion

And there you have it—an entire feast of Thanksgiving jokes 0ne liner, covering turkey fun, sides and desserts, gratitude with family and friends, social-media captions, party jests, DIY joke crafting and kids-friendly lines. Use these quips to lift the mood at your table and share some memorable laughter this season.
Feel free to bookmark, share with friends or slip one into your next group chat. Also check out our teacher jokes collection for more themed fun.
Here’s to a joyful, grateful and giggle-filled Thanksgiving 😊